Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “You know, since summer started Ive been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. Ive tried everything-noise,spray,cats-nothing seems to scare them away.”

   Another said,“Yes, me too. Ive got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. Ive been had the place fumigated, and they still wont go away.”

  The third said,“I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church...havent seen one back since!”